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The
Conspiracy Files (tanCF), Case #85001 - The Case of the Gypped Grandma.
The story below is true, that is, if there is a conspiracy (tinc). The names and faces were changed to protect the innocent victims and the incredibly stupid spammers/scammers. Any so-called evidence of a conspracy (tinc) is just fictional.
Well, if stealing from
children is not enough, the Spam-Scammers have decided to target the
vulnerable elderly.
Not just any Grandma,
mind you, but your favorite Grandma, who was probably one of the few adults
you were able to have fun around as you grew up. She brought you lots
of great presents, and treated you great.
But now, she's being targetted by the Scam-Spammers... |
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Hey, these pills are worthless!
Those Florida spammers
ripped me off!
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She goes to the Cops and they make contact using their "doughnut phones." *
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The government
calls on the Conspiracy (tinC) to get
the job done….
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This case stinks so bad, we (tinw) have to use gas masks.
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The government official calls in the
Spicey Chicken Cartel Jets (tanSCCJ) as well…
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We (tinw) found them, hiding out in this location in Florida…
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Allright! now’s my chance to use my new Mallet from
the Lumber Cartel (tinLC)
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We (tinw) got them surrounded from the east and the sea
with the Lumber Cartel patrol boats (tanLCpb)
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We (tinw) got them from the south.
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We (tinw) got them surrounded from the west….
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We (tinw) got them surrounded from the north…
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Lumber Cartel Agents (tinLCA)!
FREEZE!
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No! We spammers
will never surrender SpamTown!!!
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The order to launch
the LARTillery is given.
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Ground units LART them
as well…
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LART after LART is
administered…
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Whoa, what a
mess. The spammers
surrender right away.
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The spammers are sentenced to 6 years in prison…
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and are required to take ethics classes, from the best Professor.
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One of the Conspiracy Leaders (tinCL) is pleased with the results. Hey, he looks familiar...
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Grandma’s so
happy she got her money back!
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