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The Conspiracy Files (tanCF), Case #2070, the case of the Maltreated Munchkin.
The story below is true, that is, if there is a conspiracy (tinc). The names and faces were changed to protect the innocent victims and the incredibly stupid spammers/scammers. Any so-called evidence of a conspracy (tinc) is just fictional.
Just how low can Scammers go? We (tinw) have yet to see how low can
they go - and we (tinw) are not likely to "limbo low" to find out.
So we (tinw) got a case of a particularly inhumane scammer that actually decided
to sell stolen property on a popular auction site. But guess where it got it?
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One day a little baby was enjoying her pacifier.
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Then comes along a Scammer*, who stole the pacifier.
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Needless to say, the grandfather was angry.
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He tried to catch it. Unfortunately, the scammer slithered away very quickly.
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He picked up the phone and called...
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Us (tinu)
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Meanwhile, the scammer put the pacifier on a popular auction site.
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Looks like it used the LART ME NOW option :)
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Fortunately, one of our units (tanou) was on patrol there and alerted the Conspiracy (tinC)
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Pitr says "I vill find out vher the skammer is livink..."
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Just as the scammer's location was determined, its auction got nuked.
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Another unit (tinu) take's Pitr's information and verified it.
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Time to buzz that cabin with one of the Spicey Chicken Cartel Blue LARTer Jets (tanSCCBLJ)
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More units (tanu) were called in...
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This is BobCat, unit 23 (tinu23) joining this case...
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We (tinw) blocked off one part of the scammer's hideout.
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We (tinw) blocked off another part - it is surrounded.
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Just in case, we (tinw) called in the Fire Department...
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SURRENDER! THIS IS THE SPICEY CHICKEN CARTEL (tinSCC)!
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The scammer was defiant, so one of the Conspiracy Leaders (tanCL) gave the order.
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The USS LART was called in...
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with predictable results.
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The scammer was LARTed until it glowed.
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It attempted to slither away, but gets caught by another one of our units (tanou).
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The scammer was sentenced to 5 years of chopping wood for a certain Lumber Cartel (tinLC).
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Another Satisfied Customer (tanSC). Ah yes, we (tinw) love what we (tinw) do.
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