BobCat's MMF Parody

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DISCLAIMER: The author of this parody page does
not support nor endorse any chain letter or MMF
scheme. If you participate in any such scams,
you'll get your account yanked by your ISP fast,
and then be getting a visit from your friendly
Postal Inspectors. In addition, you'll get laughed
at by people on the MMF Hall of Humiliation.

$$$ MAKE ENEMIE$ FA$T $$$

You are about to make 50,000 enemies in less than
90 days. Just follow the instructions on this
chain letter scam, err, business opportunity, and
in no time you'll be flooded with hate mail and
get hated quickly!

First, send a LART to the following addresses:
1. Ima Criminal
Cell #101
Stateville Prison, IL 61666

2. I.M. Scummy
Jail Cell 4
Kendall County Jail, IL 66022

3. Law firm of Dewey, Cheetham, and Howe
P.O. Box 0
Scumbucketville, CA 90000

4. Idiots Anonymous
400 Stupid Lane
Duh-ville, CA 90001

5. Brain Cell Donors
5023 West Moron Drive
Wheresdabranes, PA 55000

Second, take a copy of this ripoff, err,
opportunity notice, and spam the 'net with it.

Before long, you'll get all that you deserve! :)

Its completely ILLEGAL. Just ask the US Postal
Service. They think this is completely STUPID!

Skeptical? Just read these TESTimonals:

"I posted 80 copies of this letter to a bunch of
newsgroups, and before long, I was indicted
on postal fraud! IT REALLY WORKS!!"
Ima Nidiot
Duhtown, NY

"I didn't feel like working for a living, so I
thought I could rip off people on the internet.
So I tried this little scam, err, venture,
and now I'm on America's Most Wanted!
THANKS!!!"
A. Fugitive
last sighted around St. Louis, MO

"At first, I ignored this letter. After killing
off 98 percent of my brain cells, I decided
to try it. Now my mailbox is filled with hate
mail, and my sysadmin is very ticked at me!
THIS REALLY WORKS!!!"
I. M. Aspammer
Spamtown, HI

"I was very skeptical, but I checked with the US
Postal Service, and they said this was
completely STUPID, so I decided to participate.
Before long, I was hated by every person on the 'net,
got my account yanked, and got indicted! THANKS!!!!"
Ima Scumbag
State Prison, NY

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