The Conspiracy Files (tanCF), Case #2901 The Case of the Pathetic Pyramider.

The story below is true, that is, if there is a conspiracy (tinc).  The names and faces were changed to protect the innocent victims and the incredibly stupid spammers/scammers.   Any so-called evidence of a conspracy (tinc) is just fictional. 

A scammer decides to start a new variant on the classic chain letter scam / pyramid scam.  This one involving floppy disks being sent around, so instead of sending $1 to a list of six suckers, you're sending money to a bunch of suckers who may or may not send you a disk with garbage on it.

Does he think he will succeed?  Of course not.  He has not met us (tinu) yet.... :)

The scammer says "Dude! I'll come up with a "fresh out of the jail cell" scheme!"*

"It will involve worthless stuff on floppy disks!"

"Then my suckers, err, downline will make money for me!"

But we (tinw) found out about it eventually using "s00per sekrit" methods.

Mister President, time to call in the Spicey Chicken Cartel (tinSCC).

The President calls on the "s00per sekrit" conspiracy phone...

Calling all units (tanu)...

I'm prophesizing....this scammer is going down.

Go ahead...make my LART...

The critical weakness is discovered: it all hinges on the chief scammer's email address.

Let's get that scum-bum!

Hasta la bye bye, scamma!

The LARTillery hits on target!

That's right, that one critical email address is yesterday's news.

Spicey Chicken Cartel (tinSCC)! FREEZE!

One unit (tinu) blocks off one exit.

Another unit (tinu) blocks off the other exit. He's trapped!

SNAP!

He gets to meet an old friend...

The scammer gets taken away.

The scammer is sentenced to being laughed at for a REAL LONG TIME!

That LART was Brisk, baby!