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The Conspiracy Files (tanCF) Case #49152, the case of the Scammed Sister.
The story below is true, that is, if there is a conspiracy (tinc). The names and faces were changed to protect the innocent victims and the incredibly stupid spammers/scammers. Any so-called evidence of a conspracy (tinc) is just fictional.
Not all Conspiracy Members (tanCM) will know what good things their LARTs will do, and how many people they will save from being scammed or spammed. That's why we (tinw) need to continue working, but sometimes, we (tinw) may not know what effect our (tino) work may have....
This story started with a little sister who had family and good friends who liked her a lot because she was always treating them with kindness. One day she fell victim to spam-scammers....
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Auuuuuuuuuuu....these spammers scammed me! I'm so embarrassed!
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Alright! Let's LART these scammers 'till they glow!
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Lumber Cartel Agents (tanLCA) 86 and 99 are contacted and given the information...
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This is the Chief, alert all conspiracies (tanc)...the Lumber Cartel (tinLC) the Spicey Chicken Cartel (tinSCC)...the whole nine yards...
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Calling all black helicopters (tanbh)....
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Remember, we (tinw) are on a mission.....
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This is Boss Log, err, NYPD Dispatch, calling all units...
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Lumber Cartel Member (tinLCM) Roscoe's in Hot Pursuit! :)
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The scammers were spotted spamming MMF scams in NANAE of all places, the chase is on!
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Calling in reinforcements from the secret anti-spam movement (tinsasm) :)
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Daddy? What's an all-points bulletin? :)
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Calling in more reinforcements from the Spicey Chicken Cartel (tinSCC)...
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Is this another anti-spam conspiracy (tinasc) coming to the rescue?
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OK, so we (tinw) MAY have some very young members (tanvym) :) Anyone got a diaper? :)
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Time for this anti-spam unit (tinasu) to block off the escape route....
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This chase is so hot, gotta call in the fire department! :)
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If you spam or scam, we (tinw) will come after you! :)
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This is BobCat unit (tinu) 23, joining the chase, with ambulance right behind me.
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This anti-scam unit (tinasu) blocks this exit as well...
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Scammer got busted!
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Gotcha! You have the right to get LARTed...
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Aww, poor widdle MMFool, got malleted very hard. Time to take him to the emergency room!
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And this one got malleted, in a sensitive location, so let's take this one to a FAR AWAY location... :)
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The Spam-Scammers were sentenced to 5 years of listening to Michael Bolton music, and restitution.
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Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! I got my money back.
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...ah...this is why we (tinw) do it, sometimes we (tinw) need to be reminded from time to time...
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