This certifies that
accepting this High Honor, has been duly initiated, according to our Cartel counter friends,
as Lumber Cartel (tinLC) Unit Number
end telemarketers
of
The Lumber Cartel (tinLC)
and is entitled to all the rights, privileges, and responsibilities of membership therein.
The certificate bearer swears to uphold and defend the Constitution and principles of NANAE and to carry a Big Mallet. It is by accepting this certificate that the bearer swears in their belief of individual freedom from UCE (spam),
to crater web sites, LART lusers, nuke accounts and otherwise "deal with" spammers. While doing so with morality, ethics, personal responsibility, and the NANAE way - that is to be left alone, et cetera.
